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house of cripples
2001-11-07, 5:53 p.m.

sorry for the delay in update but its really hard to get across to the computer lab when on crutches.

so my roomate fell down the stairs and broke her elbow. what makes the situation even more comidic is that i fell out of the top bunk and injured my ankle.

the best part of the entire story is that the hospital thought she was born in 1988 so they put her in pediatrics which illicited many stares of disgust directed at her boyfriend who while the doctor was out of the room started taking hits of the oxygen tank to see if indeed brad pitt was right.

"these are some pills called vicadin. they will make you feel better."

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