application to date me
i havent been having very good luck in the dating game
to combat psychos and boring people i have come up with the following
Application to date me:
state your current occupation and any fringe benefits it may provide.
complete the following sentences:
I feel like _________ing after ___________ing.
Time to take her _________. Last night I __________ because I felt ___________.
Movies are ______________ . Im not that ____________.
Pornography is _____________.
choose the most appropriate letter:
I believe in a. nothing b. myself c. a greater being
I donít smoke a. true b. false
and smokers make me feel
a. saddened that I am a human b. pissed at corporations c. nothing
are you a rockstar?
a. yes b. no
when I am upset I
a. whine b. sulk c. have a mature conversations d. retreat into my own world
the news makes me
a. aroused b. disgusted c. apathetic
in order to sleep at night I need
a. sex b. drugs c. tv d. silence e. I cant sleep at night.
if my life was a boardgame it would be
a. trouble b. chutes and ladders c. sorry d. monopoly
do you steal? why?
It bothers me when ________________________________.
On a scale of one to ten how well can you navigate a computer? (1 being you are completely dependent on aol 5 being you have pretty a good sense of the machine 10 you built your own)
When im uncomfortable I ________________. To cope with this feeling I _______________