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i aint trying to see no highway chase with jake
2004-07-29, 9:14 a.m.

i usually would recomend against the following conversation in the given situation:

cop: do you know why i pulled you over?

me: cuz i was doing fifty five in a fifty four.

at this point the cop would probably illegally search your shit and write three tickets two $120 for running each red light and then the 80 default ticket that goes with those.

but for somereason he just gave me advice, dont enter intersections on a yellow light, told me to have a good day, and took off.

in my defense its a 6 point intersection with a traffice light in the middle, which is a really dumb place to stop.

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