keys are the problem in my life
for some reason i can never hold onto my keys. since the summer ive gone through five or six sets , which wouldnt be as disturbing if they hadnt run out of barbarella keychains. for a while i thought the reason my keys were always getting lost was a divine principle of karma because the keychains were always stolen.
so the keys i lost last summer suddenly appeared and i re-assimilated them into my life.
so happy that i had new-old keys i forgot that they werent exactly the same as the ones ive been carrying this week.
so i got to my friends apartment building and i walk in as a girl walks out and she stops me and asks if i live here.
well i dont and i didnt want to explain. but she demanded an explanation. so i gave her one, the truth, which was that i was going to my friends house because im using his computer for a project and the key is right here in my.....
yeah it wasnt. it was right there on the hook at home.