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20 year old gum
2004-05-09, 2:34 p.m.

if you find trading cards from 1984, when you open the package and find gum dont eat it.

especially after experiencing it being stale and then turning into a mushy chalking filmy grossness that makes you gag.

at that point do not wait 2 hours and try the 20 year old gum again thinking "was it really that gross?"

because it will be. and it may actually taste even grosser.

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