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how to steal (part 2)
2001-12-25, 3:39 p.m.

okay so there is the argument christmas is a holy day and i shouldnt be informing anyone on how to improve theft skills

but lets be practical

if you are going to shoplift, then tommorow is the 2nd best day to do so. the best day being the day after thanksgiving

part1 instructions

the most important thing to keep in mind tommorow or any other day you happen to be increasing the amount of personal belongings is to know when to abort mission.

this is known as "the funny feeling"

dont test this feeling.

i have seen otherwise skilled deviants of the law fall because they dont observe the funny feeling law.

if it feels a little to easy then it probably is.

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