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your actually going to pay me to do this?
2004-08-16, 7:58 p.m.

am i awake?

my job today was to stand in a complettly dark room wearing a hat with a lazer on it and some head phones and a two button triger in my hand

then i had to decide is a. the spurt of white noise was it coming from inside my head (yeah i know what the fuck inside my head!? or outside.

if it was inside my head i keep my head straight and click one button

if it was from around me i point my head in the direction i think it came from and click both buttons

then if i m wrong they shock me.

no just kidding, nothing happens.

but what the fuck, seriously i get ten an hour cash for this?

then i took some photos as a job

life is good

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